Sabalabadingdong:
aww but you make me laugh and you're ever so clever, and if i really start feeling motherly i would be happy to adopt you and it would be super easy to get into grad school at cornell or yale if you so desire since you'd be a legacy so being my kid gives you bonuses
CSII:
I like this plan
I've always imagined myself a Yalie
on a yacht
peeing off the yacht
and then telling my rich friends, "it's cool. only poor people drink this water."
And Cornell wouldn't be bad either. Go Brown Bombers!
Sabalabadingdong:
i don't know what a brown bomber is
but i imagine you're now poopng off a yacht
CSII:
Well, like I said, only poor people drink that water. *opens a Perrier*