November 7, 2011

Imagine It...Me: A Yalie!

  • Sabalabadingdong: aww but you make me laugh and you're ever so clever, and if i really start feeling motherly i would be happy to adopt you and it would be super easy to get into grad school at cornell or yale if you so desire since you'd be a legacy so being my kid gives you bonuses
  • CSII: I like this plan
  • I've always imagined myself a Yalie
  • on a yacht
  • peeing off the yacht
  • and then telling my rich friends, "it's cool. only poor people drink this water."
  • And Cornell wouldn't be bad either. Go Brown Bombers!
  • Sabalabadingdong: i don't know what a brown bomber is
  • but i imagine you're now poopng off a yacht
  • CSII: Well, like I said, only poor people drink that water. *opens a Perrier*
  • Sabalabadingdong: you'd fit right in!
  • that's settled then, you are now my son
  • CSII: Thank you.
  • So, uh, mom...can you send me some money?
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