Interview with the Eastside Skullfucker, as performed by my robots
I forgot how good it was
1 hour ago“Did you hear about that new sex club with sheep?”
No…
“It’s called Little Bo Peep Show.”
Oh, that’s clever. You’re so clever!
“Uh, what? You wanna go watch sheep fuck or what?”
So these sheep walk into this nudie joint and start looking around. The one sheep says, “I don’t see her anywhere!” Another sheep shakes his head and says, “I don’t get it. The sign said this was her show.”
IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
2 days ago
Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito…
Guy Incognito was a joke that made my younger self feel smart and the gag as a whole was beautiful and funny and made me feel good inside.
(Source: eyeonspringfield)
3 days agoI heard the girl was peaking
so I went to do some peeking of my own.
What I saw, it was truly piquing
but what I heard was said in a terrible tone:
“Peeping Tom, Peeping Tom,”
the girl did scream
out to her mom
“Call the cops, sound an alarm”
but I meant
little harm
“Where is the creep with the awful habit”
but I had hopped away
like a clever rabbit
Now sitting hidden on a grassy hill
I was complimented
on my brazen skill
“Who is that, what the devil!”
I yelled aloud,
head like a bevel
and said a voice:
“Oh, hush now, never fear,
I was just watching you
from over there.”
1 week ago“In November 1855, the Great Ansei Earthquake struck the city of Edo (now Tokyo), claiming 7,000 lives and inflicting widespread damage. Within days, a new type of color woodblock print known as namazu-e (lit. “catfish pictures”) became popular among the residents of the shaken city. These prints featured depictions of mythical giant catfish (namazu) who, according to popular legend, caused earthquakes by thrashing about in their underground lairs.”
